World Class School

Last week, i posted a post on our so-called 'word-class field'. It seemed that some thought i was a pessimistic and that i was focusing too much on the negative side. Instead, in this post, I'd be talking on what chung ling has done recently to alleviate its status to that of a world-class school.

First up, the toilets. What has Chung Ling done to our dear god-knows-how-old toilets? Why...instead of spending a few hundreds of thousands to renovate the current toilets (god-knows-again-how-many), the school has decided to build a toilet of a world-class status, one which can only be used exclusively by our VIPs. It is in fact located strategically beside our hall, whereby every single visitor would be marvelled by its beauty and the VIPs soaked in its luxury. Of course, they did not notice that it is located exactly beside the staircase leading up to the staff room, making the trip up and down the staircase in the future perhaps a most unpleasant one, coupled with the background music of the constant flushing and openings of taps and filled with the wondrous smells of mother nature. Alas, one must remember again that it is in fact a VIP exclusive toilet -- meaning us poor students won't be able to use it. So much for that....meaning that it's place beside the staircase could count less as it will be in fact rarely be used. I mean, how many times to VIPs visit our schools? How many events one can hold which includes VIPs? 10? 20? So, in the end, what use is the toilet built for? For VIPs...how many times must i remind myself. And one must also notice that if it was left to the hands of us Chung Ling boys, what was used to be a very clean would be dirtied in only one period of recess. Logical....logical...i get it...

Ahhh....i see...now that's what i call a 'word-class toilet'...see the difference?

But of course, searching around, considering that there are toilets like...

The Shoji Tabuchi Theatre
3260 Shepherd of the Hills Expressway
Branson, Missouri, USA

Bar 89
89 Mercer Street
New York

and even our dear RM400K!!! toilets....it is not surprising to find out that our dear toilet is just lacking...

Of course, our dear school, knowing us chung ling boys, decided not to even announce the building of this particular VIP toilet and has left us to notice it by ourselves. The cost of the construction most importantly was not revealed. Knowing us, anything that was a little bit overpriced would had enraged all of us for putting our school's money into waste.

Sadly, some of own old boys did not know that some of their money donated had gone to waste. Why? Wasted building a roof for our basketball cum volleyball court. Why? God knows. And it actually started off with the promise of an indoor court which then turned into something like a roofed court. And my-oh-my did it even get worse. What was once a basketball cum volleyball court has now turned into a piece of cement court. What!? What happened to our basketball nets and volleyball posts? Gone! My goodness.

See the lines? It is supposed to be a BASKETBALL COURT!!!

Old boys ar.....well spent...well spent....

Well...i guess ...with those 2 buildings already constructed....i wonder what will our next 'world-class' projects be...hmmm...a bigger door plate? maybe....godknows....all i know is that, if Chung Ling thinks it can ac hive world class status, Malaysia-Boleh, Chung Ling pun Boleh!!!!!!!

ps. For last weeks post on our world class field, please visit here.